You know what’s a great idea? Faking being a lesbian to get the attention of my guy crush because guys don’t respect one woman’s relationship with another woman as it is. I’m so glad I’ve been faking it this whole time! Thanks mtv!
Shout out to the men who couldn’t handle women having one thing they didn’t giving us MTV’s guy code…
I pulled a muscle while getting out of bed and I think that’s a nice summary of me in general